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I snapped this photograph a couple of weeks ago, and only looking at it full screen did I realize I’d actually gotten a close-up of the bee’s knee.  So okay, it’s a bit blurry.  I’m no pro — and that bee was moving constantly.  (For gorgeous professional photographs of bees, some of them exotic species unknown to me, check this out.)

But I was excited because if I had it on film, I could now talk about it on the blog.

Cool.  Or, to use my new expression, that’s the bees’ knees.

If you’ve never heard it before — and I certainly hadn’t — this idiomatic expression originated in the 1920s, around the same time as “the cat’s pyjamas,”* and was flapper-speak for cool.  Or as the kids say now — oh, I have no idea what the kids say now.  I am grateful that “totally tubular” went out with Valley Girl speak in the ’80s, and it’s probably no longer any of the following, either:  dope, wicked, radical, hip, gnarly, excellent, awesome, chill, rad, tight, bad ass or sweet.  And I stopped paying attention at that point in the evolution of the language.

To be honest, I got tired.  The newer phrases never quite worked for me.  I feel stupid saying something is “phat.”  (Really, that’s the best we could come up with??)  I prefer words that were popular back in 1880.  For example, “lovely,” which I use a whole lot.

And now my new expression, of course.  F.  just rolled his eyes when I used it three different ways in one evening.  I mean, come on, it’s a way of saying cool that has bees in it.  That has my name written all over it.  I think it’s the bees’ knees that I’ve found this perfect little catchphrase for myself.  Don’t you?

Just if you’re curious, the bee’s knees are little sacs, sometimes called pollen baskets, on her** legs that she slowly fills up with pollen as she visits all those flowers before returning to the hive.  I’d say, from observing in the garden, that this little lady’s are over half full already.  It makes me so happy to see those sweet, plump “knees,” to know she’s nourishing her hive and herself while she helps my garden reach its full potential.

Here’s some things I found while researching the origin of my new colloquial find.

The New Bees Knees, a cocktail which I have to try.  It includes gin, lavender flowers, and honey.  Three of my favorite things, actually.  If it’s as delicious as my brother-in-law’s amazing, too-good-to-be-true piña coladas, I’ll be sure to let you know.

Do you crochet or knit or know someone who does?  (You know me, hint hint.)  Then check out the fabulous hand-dyed and hand-spun yarns at beeskneesknitting on Etsy.

Posh retailer Fortnum & Mason*** is getting into urban beekeeping and getting ready to sell jars of its ultra-rare honey to those few who can afford it.  A fun, unexpected and creative way to help with the plight of the world’s bees.  (The British government is urging urbanites to keep bees in their gardens.)

* Other phrases that didn’t endure, in case you want to start a new vintage rediscovery trend, or invent your own whimsical twist:  the caterpillar’s spats; the elephant’s instep; the gnat’s elbows; the snake’s hip; the eel’s ankle; the monkey’s eyebrows; the cat’s cufflinks.  (Cats were popular:  their whiskers and meow both became popular phrases, in addition to the cufflinks and pyjamas.  Being a cat lover, this makes perfect sense to me.  Cats are the bee’s knees!)

** Forager or worker bees are always female.  Something I did not know at the beginning of my gardening adventure.

*** Please note:  I am not British.  I have never even been to England.  So if you personally know this information to be incorrect, please, pretty please, correct me.  I wasn’t sure what Fortnum & Mason was when I first read the article.  Apparently, they sell gourmet items and picnic baskets.

Quails’ eggs, smoked salmon, and champagne in picnic baskets?  You Brits are so charmingly quirky.

The fanciest picnic food I ever had was homemade fried chicken, potato salad, coleslaw, half-moon pies, and fresh lemonade.  Those half-moon pies are not to be confused with those Li’l Debbie monstrosities, but are thin homemade pastry wrapped in a crescent shape around cinnamon and tart apple filling, then dropped into the deep fryer.  Yum.  That’s a pretty top-notch picnic, even without the quails’ eggs.

In my book, whatever kind of picnic floats your boat, that’s the bees’ knees.  If you’re in a spot in the world with bright sunshine, go take one for the sheer joy of it.

Here in the Southeast U.S., let’s all make plans for a late season picnic if this darned rain ever stops.  The Victory Garden might float away in the meantime… but I’m more worried about the poor folks in the Atlanta area dealing with the flooding.  My thoughts go out to y’all during this rough time.  Be as smart and stay as safe as you possibly can!

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No, not the three sisters planted by the Native Americans (corn, beans, squash).  I didn’t think I had enough room for corn in my victory garden, and I wasn’t too fussed, really, because corn makes up about 70% of our diet here in North America, cleverly disguised under names like xanthan gum, modified starch, cyclodextrin, lactic acid, and MSG — not to mention the ubiquitous high fructose corn syrup.  (Did you know they’re putting HFCS in bread crumbs now?)

Just a clever name for these three lovely pickling cucumbers seen clustered together in a charming configuration on the vine.  We’ve got lots of clusters all of a sudden; I’m supposing it’s the effect of all that rain.  Sumter, by far the most prolific, has been spurred to heights of productivity that are awe-inspiring.

I know I should be daydreaming of making homemade lacto-fermented pickles.  But I cannot get my fill of these tiny, tender, delicious cukes sliced into spears and dipped in homemade buttermilk dressing.  I’ve been making the Homesick Texan’s version lately, and it’s fantastic.  I just happen to have a few of the fresh ingredients ready and waiting in my garden.

I realize I’m actually salivating as I write this post.  I’ve always liked cucumbers.  But the victory garden has made me a confirmed lover of the kind of cucumber you cannot get at a grocery store, or even possibly the farmer’s market.  Next year, F. and I have already decided, we’re devoting more land to cucumber cultivation.  Can you ever have enough of these crisp little, thin-skinned delicacies?  Maybe that’s a rhetorical question.

And here’s another rhetorical question:  Isn’t that misty blue twilight made for dreams?  It should be called “fairy light.”  I kept expecting fairies to materialize, shimmering, and the cucumber blossoms to turn out to be their flirty, twirly, lemon-yellow skirts in disguise.

Namasté, y’all.

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It was drizzling outside this morning as I was writing my last blog post.  That photo was taken several days before.  This one was taken a half hour ago, under a gunmetal grey sky, to the accompaniment of the music of a thousand raindrops falling — even though the rain had stopped.  The mosquitoes were out in force.  The clouds were swirling ominously.  No birds were singing yet.

I was drawn to the tee-pee we built for cucumber and cardinal climber to share.  Cardinal climber has long since reached the top and spilled over in a cacophony of seeking tendrils.  My affectionate mental nickname for this development is “mophead,” and I would long since have shared it with you, if I could.  But I cannot manage to capture the beauty-in-motion that is mophead with a still photograph.  For one thing, you need to experience the tendrils swaying to the same rhythm but in all different directions.  For another, no photo could capture the way they reach for you, seeming to love to pat your head as you pass, or softly caressing your shoulder as you reach to pluck a cucumber.

And everyone needs to experience that vine wearing its first three tiny blossoms — it’s only three dots of scarlet in a green, green landscape, and yet somehow the whole thing is on fire and attracting a stream of ruby-throated hummingbirds, chirping and flashing in the sun.

But as I stood beneath the swaying mophead a little while ago, I could not stop staring at this new baby cucumber.  I’d almost swear I could see it vibrating with life, and yet it never dislodged a single clinging drop.  I looked so deeply that time stopped, and I sank into a moment of pure joy.

I wish you a moment like that today.  Who knows where it will surprise you?

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